The Farts~

Warning!!! Poop contents ahead!!! 😂 Read on your own risk, you have been warned.💩

          Imagine it was a hectic day for you at work, you got to rush your reports, meet the deadlines and meeting front to back non stop. Isn't it tiring? You just wish to drive back to your heavenly comfy home and just sleep the night away. It would be ideal, but your day is not complete if you were not able to respond to the mother nature calling. Well to be fair, you have been having a crazy day and barely have time to visit the restroom. Sounds horrible? Well it happened to a fine lady one day. Wanna hear it!? I bet you do, so lets GO!!!

          It was a fine morning when a lady woke up late and started to rush for her work. She quickly brushed her teeth, put on a set of clean clothes and apply a whole of amount of perfume on herself. She then swept through her whole house picking up every file needed for her work, drank her coffee and before you know it, she is already in her car on her way to work. Just so you know, drinking coffee on an empty stomach usually lead to bad things. 

          After what it seems like a long car ride, the lady had finally arrived at her company just barely escaping the late ticket fine. Very quickly, she entered the building and settled herself in her office. As she has just sat down, she felt a stinging pain from her abdomen, she hissed a little and decided to ignore the pain which would soon later get her in trouble. The lady continue writing her reports, making reservations, and attending meetings every hour. 

          It is already noon, and by this time of the day she is exhausted and was not able to hold the pain any longer. She quickly got up and slowly wobble her way to the restroom. Well, luck was just not on her side today. Her boss summon to her to another long winded meeting, she can only bite her lips, hold the pain and walks real slowly to the meeting room. Without wasting anymore time, the lady quickly sit down and adjust herself.

          Just like any other meetings, this one was no exception from long presentations. Soon it was the lady's turn to present. As soon as she got up, a loud fart escaped form her butt making everyone turn their attention towards her. She wanted to apologize, when another fart came out again, following by another one. She hides her face out of embarrassment and did not want to face anyone. 

          The lady was expecting laughter from her colleagues, instead she heard a few farts from them. They were holding it in too!!! The boss himself could not hide it and proceed to released one. After all farts were released, they look at each other and just laugh it off. The boss ended the meeting and everyone including the lady, finally when ahead to the restroom and complete their mother nature calling. 

          Everyone agree that it would be a secret meeting and promised not to tell anyone anything. The lady then went back to her seat, feeling easy and comfortable. Although she finally get to do her toilet business, there was still loads of reports to finish and deadlines to meet. Wee, at least all of their stomach feels good after the incident. 

          So, this is the story of The Farts, I hope it brought laughter and everyone who read this, never ever hold in your farts and poops for too long. Or else it may lead to health problems. Thank you for enjoying and I hope everyone have a safe day ahead.😁

23/08/2021   Monday   00:20a.m.